Dec 16 2008
Its a gun… no… its an axe… no… ITS A SHOE!
Ok… so who the hell throws a shoe at a visiting head of state? I mean seriously, I heard so many people talking about our President being an idiot and yadda yadda because some Iraqi reporter threw a shoe at him. Well, I for one think he did pretty well dodging both the damn things (he moves pretty spryly for an old boy) I mean don’t get me wrong I dislike him as much as the next guy, but give the man his due.
Personally in my opinion the Iraqi’s a freaking idiot who ought to be shot (accidentally of course). I mean of all the freaking idiotic things you can do….
*An Al Qaeda camp somewhere in Iraq 3 days ago*
Habbib: Hail Brother! are you ready to punish the infidels for their dangerous, corrupt, pagan, impure, hedonistic, unIslamic, pork eating ways?!
Muntazer: YES BROTHER! I have spent the last 2 years infiltrating the traitorous news networks of our desert oasis paradise. Now I shall have my REVENGE! I shall PUNISH the yankee scum for their transgressions!
Habbib: YES BROTHER! JIHAD ON THE DOGS! what will you use to destroy them? C4? a pipe bomb? an IED?
Muntazer: NO! I WILL USE!….. MY SHOES!…
Habbib: ………
On a side note Muntazer was released from service within the Al Qaeda organization, and unconfirmed sources say he cries himself to sleep over the loss of respect this has cost him. He is reported to repeat to himself over and over again in his cell “but they always said my feet my most deadly weapons”
Oh well, I tremble to think what new retarded idea of protest we’ll see out of Iraq on the Morrow. Good Night!
